Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

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hermit crabs are good

all queuing up on house move day to switch houses

*comes out the cave to look at what's going on in the greater fediverse*

nope.

*goes back inside*

I should get one of these

fish watch

hug yr computer

you can stick some metal into a lemon to make a battery to power stuff because the lemon juice acts as an acidic electrolyte

blackberry juice is also acidic, although slightly less so than lemon juice

it may therefore be possible to make a blackberry (fruit) powered blackberry (phone)

I'm not a stamps person but royal mail are doing a special issue of stamps featuring british video games

Included are Elite, Dizzy, Populous, Lemmings, Micro Machines, Sensible Soccer, Wipeout, and Worms

And there's a Tomb Raider mini set as well

https://shop.royalmail.com/special-stamp-issues/video-games

remember when gmail was invite only and invite codes were being sold on ebay?

that was weird

🎶 let's
get down
to business
and pet all
the buns 🎶

just a reminder to be on top of your content warnings

giving people the option to avoid thinking about certain things that are happening for five minutes would be appreciated

someone mail me some opossums to care for and pet pls

Oh hey, Omega just released a non-limited edition of the speedmaster with the original calibre 321 movement

https://www.omegawatches.com/watch-omega-speedmaster-moonwatch-chronograph-39-7-mm-31130403001001

And it's a reasonable size as well

it's really nice that I don't have to do much in the way of moderation stuff here but I must admit that I do enjoy being THE BLOCKTOPUS when needed

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trebuchet terfs into the sun

potential spin-off show featuring the local planning committee as they receive the planning applications for hollowed out volcanoes and such