Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

🦔 !

First one out of hibernation I think!

I want an Alien cuckoo clock

big xenomorph head on the wall with the inner jaw thing doing the cuckoo bit

someone who's been paying more attention than me do "we didn't start the fire" but with masto stuff

🎶 pineapples and wound cubes
people posting cursed food
moderators banning cops
massive lack of tops 🎶

reggie is big handsome floof

(cw: cat eye contact)

our reggie is starting to fight back when we give him the ear drops so he must be feeling better

which is really good but it's quite hard to give a six and a half kilo cat ear drops when he doesn't want them

beeeeeeep beewoo beewoo beep

KSSSHHHHHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHHSH

hermit crabs are good

all queuing up on house move day to switch houses

*comes out the cave to look at what's going on in the greater fediverse*

nope.

*goes back inside*

I should get one of these

fish watch

hug yr computer

you can stick some metal into a lemon to make a battery to power stuff because the lemon juice acts as an acidic electrolyte

blackberry juice is also acidic, although slightly less so than lemon juice

it may therefore be possible to make a blackberry (fruit) powered blackberry (phone)

I'm not a stamps person but royal mail are doing a special issue of stamps featuring british video games

Included are Elite, Dizzy, Populous, Lemmings, Micro Machines, Sensible Soccer, Wipeout, and Worms

And there's a Tomb Raider mini set as well

https://shop.royalmail.com/special-stamp-issues/video-games

remember when gmail was invite only and invite codes were being sold on ebay?

that was weird

🎶 let's
get down
to business
and pet all
the buns 🎶

just a reminder to be on top of your content warnings

giving people the option to avoid thinking about certain things that are happening for five minutes would be appreciated