Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

looking forward to the 29th when I can freak out the north americans by talking about DST starting

(y'all really do matter though, a whole damn bunch)

you matter

unless you get multiplied by the speed of light squared

then you energy

I think that's how that works anyway

It's interesting to me how the rest of the internet in general seems to be referring to that virus as "coronavirus" and the fediverse is mostly opting for the more specific "COVID-19"

I'm not sure what that says about things if anything but it's a thing I've noticed

One for the Studio Ghibli fans, Seiko limited edition Porco Rosso watches

https://www.seikowatches.com/global-en/products/presage/special/ghibli2020limited/

H P Baxxter looks disconcertingly similar to John Barrowman

Has anyone ever seen them in the same room together?

Moped - Clocks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbKOnmIN0Tg

look at this friend!

I wanna meet them and say hello and maybe give them food

I've never seen a badger in person

I wanna meet a badger

oh my god

(also yes, we have a national pie week)

ooh, neat

3 new colourways for the Q Timex coming out soonish

Toilet paper has been in use since at least the 6th century CE

Splinter-free toilet paper was invented in 1935

all these entities that "steal souls" and all that

what do they do with them?

are human souls like supernatural pogs?

Talk loudly about your recent holiday in Milan and cough a few times to get your own personal carriage on the tube!

fun thing to give your D&D group: wand of dis guy's elf

summons a random elven acquaintance of the person you use it on

It is exceedingly rare for Rolex to co-brand their watches like this

The only other examples I can think of are COMEX, Oman, United Arab Emirates, and Saudi Arabia

So for them to do these for Domino's Pizza of all people is just really weird