Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I just saw a video about how USAians are confused by Aldi

Do... do you people not know how to pack bags yourselves? The person said about a job role called a "bagger" who packs grocery bags at the end of checkouts and that's like, all they do

That's not a real thing right?

And apparently US checkout staff aren't allowed to use chairs? What shit is that? That can't be right?

who needs animal crossing when you've got computerfairi.es?

we got:
octopuses
bunnies
skunks
bunnies
squirrels
like a huge number of bunnies

entomologists, anyone know what this friend is?

spotted in south west england, wingspan of about 5ish cm

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smol

"I wanna play a lawful good drow"

🎶 breaking the lore, breaking the lore
breaking the lore, breaking the lore
breaking the lore, breaking the lore
breaking the lore, breaking the loooooorrrreee 🎶

Although if I spec into social justice barbarian I only need the sword

Maybe social justice wizard, then I only need a stick

I should get a sword

All these people calling me a social justice warrior and I don't even have a sword

I should get one

Maybe some plate armour as well

don't tell the yanks but apple pie was actually invented by us brits

so, I guess in future zombie movies we'll see a load of people deemed "essential workers" having to go to work during the apocalypse

So the big take away from this whole tiger king thing is that twitter people will happily say "eat the rich" but as soon as a woman allegedly feeds her millionaire husband to some tigers they lose their goddamn minds

I've just heard of the film "Capone" that's coming out this year

Is Tom Hardy just going around playing every single real-life criminal these days?

@mavica 's chassis is partially composed of polyethylene terephthalate

PET mavi

I need a big hammer with a little button on the end that triggers a macro to ban/suspend dickheads

More watch news, the LVMH group has also pulled out of baselworld

That's Bulgari, Tag Heuer, Zenith, and Hublot

So yeah, looks like baselworld is very dead

I can only respect a language that shows such a lack of giving a fuck when naming things

"I have invented a wonderful machine that flies through the air! what should we call it?"
"fuck it, flightstuff"

(flugzeug is the german for airplane, it literally translates as flightstuff)

still tickled by what some german way back when decided to call gloves

"fuck are those?"
"they go on your hands, bit like shoes go on your feet"
"I shall call them... fuck it, handshoes"

got a pack of mini eggs here (the chocolate kind, not tiny bird eggs) and it says the serving size is "4 eggs"

fuck off is it

we all know that entire bag is disappearing in one sitting

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they're not very good at this social distancing thing