Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

apparently the EDL and stephen yaxley-lennon have been banned from tiktok

I have no idea what they were doing on tiktok

were they trying to make sieg heiling the hot new dance craze?

fuck knows

but they're banned now

Cartier have been putting in some work

They've got the new Maillon de Cartier line which we already knew about (and look fantastic)

Six models of the Tank Asymetrique, three of which are skeletonised

Seven new models of the Santos-Dumont, 4 of which are limited editions

A relaunch of the Pasha

And a new Santos de Cartier in all black DLC

They are not messing around this year

Okay, I thought nothing could surprise me any more but nope, there it is

first off, this is fediverse-only so keep schtum, don't want this spreading to the muggles

With bags of flour in shops being a distant memory, here's a tip

Get bags of oats. I know this sounds like a fedi meme but seriously, oats

Put 'em in a food processor/blender/mortar and pestle/rub 'em between two rocks and you get oat flour

You can use that to bake stuff

It's also gluten-free if that matters to you

here's three of them!

two in the cafe, one trying to get in

our neighbours spotted 5 hedgehogs all at the same time in our garden!

FIVE!

🦔 🦔 🦔 🦔 🦔

knew we were ahead of the curve

Azathoth runs a jazz night at a local club and would love for you to come down and check it out

headcanon: lovecraft's ridiculous xenophobia coloured all his descriptions of the old ones

they're actually pretty chill

c'thulhu bakes cookies for the neighbourhood, dagon enjoys fishing, and hastur crochets little hats for all the little shoggoths

imagine going to the past and saying "in 2020 the biggest video game will hinge upon selling turnips"

in jourt (jean court)

for jrimes (jean crimes)

see, this is the kind of top-tier Carry On/Computing crossover content you just don't get anywhere else on the internet

voice from the back: thank god for that

OI!

Julius Caesar complaining about all his small SSDs crashing: NVMe! NVMe! They've all got it in for me!

really miffed that they turned off all the analog TV signals 'round here

'cause you can buy these mobile phones with built-in TV for cheap from aliexpress and while I'm sure they're terrible I still kinda want to be able to just whip out me phone and turn the telly on

@revolverocelot HAPPY BIRFDAY 🎉

I wonder if oil producers do home delivery

Like, I have no idea what I'd do with a couple of barrels of crude oil but if they're gonna pay me to take them I'll find some use for it

🦔

y'know what I'm craving right now?

fuckin pickled onion flavour monster munch