Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

you should always be careful about separating things in your fridge, especially if you've got cornish baked goods and itallian starters in there

'cause if pasty and antipasti come into contact they annihilate each other and release energy equal to their mass times the speed of light squared

werewolf youtube channel

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in dappervolk, with a minimum of effort, your avatar can be covered in gay snails

10/10 game

Sapphire is the second hardest mineral in existence, is quite brittle, and quite enjoys splintering so machining this thing was clearly a complete pain in the arse

Oh now this is interesting

A special very limited edition Chanel J12 for the twentieth anniversary of the model

First watch ever made with a full sapphire bracelet

Also the case is sapphire, the dial is sapphire, and the base plate and main bridges of the movement are sapphire

reggie managed to find a nice shady bit

nothing

you can't add a vector to a scaler

annoying the bloke at the takeaway by calling the chicken pakoras "indian chicken nuggets"

too hot

octopus is melt

as an octopus I'm a big fan of more things having arms

*muttering from the side*

oh, the chips, not the appendages, never mind

so apple really did go and pull an osborne then

okay, what the hell is a memoji?

"DO OUR WORK FOR US PEONS"

Someone remind me why everything has to have an app?

Websites exist and are multi-platform

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Come try the new milkshake approved by the royal family of the united arab emirates!

Only at Sheikh Shack

I'm bad at photoshop but maybe something like this

I'd totally not buy one because I don't have enough money

I've just had a thought that will never be put to any use

Jaeger-LeCoultre Reverso, in the medium size, with the bracelet, same dial design as the tribute but in black, with a satin-finish case and bracelet

that'd look bloody fantastic