Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

this isn't a commentary on re-attributing works to hatsune miku if the original author gets cancelled or anything but imagine if people did that in stalinist russia

just photos of stalin surrounded by hatsune mikus

that's one hell of a mental image

elevator pitches are called lifty talkies in the UK

(they're not)

if you're far braver than I and have a spare 3 grand (lol, yeah right, a spare 3 grand) you could possibly make a bit of cash flipping it when the supply inevitably dries up five minutes after it's officially announced

From someone getting their hands on a Tudor price list that goes into effect on the 1st of July in Germany it's been found that there's going to be a new Black Bay 58 released on the 30th with a blue bezel

source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP-f_2fQwPM

but who will we go to on twitter for advice in beating beaver bother now?!

you should always be careful about separating things in your fridge, especially if you've got cornish baked goods and itallian starters in there

'cause if pasty and antipasti come into contact they annihilate each other and release energy equal to their mass times the speed of light squared

werewolf youtube channel

lycan subscribe

in dappervolk, with a minimum of effort, your avatar can be covered in gay snails

10/10 game

Sapphire is the second hardest mineral in existence, is quite brittle, and quite enjoys splintering so machining this thing was clearly a complete pain in the arse

Oh now this is interesting

A special very limited edition Chanel J12 for the twentieth anniversary of the model

First watch ever made with a full sapphire bracelet

Also the case is sapphire, the dial is sapphire, and the base plate and main bridges of the movement are sapphire

reggie managed to find a nice shady bit

nothing

you can't add a vector to a scaler

annoying the bloke at the takeaway by calling the chicken pakoras "indian chicken nuggets"

too hot

octopus is melt

as an octopus I'm a big fan of more things having arms

*muttering from the side*

oh, the chips, not the appendages, never mind

so apple really did go and pull an osborne then

okay, what the hell is a memoji?