Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

people say hedgehogs eat slugs and help keep the garden tidy

they do not

at all

🦔

my front yard is covered in servers running hypervisors

it's a xen garden

you should always cover your crystal ball when not in use

"oh, because of spirits?"

what? no, it's basically a giant magnifying glass, if the sun hits it it'll burn your house down

I've just realised that I've used the phrase "looks like" or "resembles" in a couple of image alt texts

that's... probably less useful than it could have been in retrospect

oh look, it's @cypnk but in moth caterpillar form!

has anyone started selling facemasks with little screens on yet?

could display like smiley mouth, angry mouth, socialist teeth, etc.

the scene in the john wick films that gets picked apart most is the one in the subway where wick and what's his face plink at each other with suppressed pistols and nobody bats an eye

"it's so unrealistic! suppressors don't work that way!" they say

people do though

in a world with super well trained assassins taking each other out here there and everywhere shit like that must happen all the time

all the people there are just thinking "fuckin' tuesdays" and ignoring it

and on the opposite side of the price spectrum, these are exceedingly my shit

the Grand Seiko SBGE253, 255, and 257

40.5mm case, ceramic bezel, spring drive GMT

https://monochrome-watches.com/grand-seiko-sport-gmt-spring-drive-sbge253-sbge255-sbge257-review-price/

specifically the black one if anyone happens to want to send me a lovely christmas present (yeah, like any of us can afford that)

ooh, timex just quietly dropped this:

https://www.timex.co.uk/mk1-mechanical-36mm-fabric-strap-watch/MK1-Mechanical-36mm-Fabric-Strap-Watch.html?dwvar_MK1-Mechanical-36mm-Fabric-Strap-Watch_color=Stainless-Steel-Green&cgid=mk1#start=1

36mm mechanical, camper-style dial, green

looks pretty neat for £160, be interesting to see how it compares to the Hamilton Khaki Field

my sister: there's also "wu-tang LAN"
me: ...also mine, yes

my sister: hey, what's the wifi password?
me: it's <hunter2>, the network name is...
my sister: I saw the name "5gDeathRay" and assumed it was yours
me: ...yes

wondering how long it'll take @mavica to branch over from photo development to photolithography for fabbing ICs

a ferengi's favourite desert is profit-eroles

I... no

https://www.invictawatch.com/collection/sponge-bob

I'm almost getting concerned, all these people yelling about how "I can't breathe wearing a facemask!" and I'm just walking about with one utterly fine (apart from the fact that my glasses keep slipping down my face now, I should work out something to fix that)

is my mask defective or something because I can breathe without problem? I'm beginning to question it as previously I hadn't considered the fact that people could actually be so goddamned whiny about wearing basic ppe

send any amount of bitcoin to the following address and I'll double it!

shed at the back
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i don't know how bitcoin works, you can send them in the post right?

you can tell all the eve vets by the fact that we're all going "fuckin' Jita" right now