Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

...morgan?

do I have to call the SCP foundation in again?

really disappointed that the video toaster didn't have a top-loading vhs recorder add-on

free fortnite?

I thought it was already free to play

this dragon's hoard isn't gold or gems or platinum

their hoard is a massive library

they're a book-wyrm

@mavica *to the tune of paper planes*

all I wanna do *beep beep beep beep* and a

and pet the bunny

THERE IS WIND! THERE ARE BLACK CLOUDS! THERE IS THUNDER! IT IS STARTING TO RAIN!

OCTOPUS WILL NO LONGER BE MELTY!

just wanna cuddle a massive block of ice

*sends hugs and general good vibes to the @mavica , who is best robot*

a black 4x4 just barrelled down the street, blaring the james bond theme, obviously trying to make an Entrance

an entrance that was utterly spoiled by the fact he couldn't find a parking space and had to slowly go back up the street to find one

pls submerge the octopus in coolant

Casio released a G-Shock watch with an octagonal case, the GA-2100, some people noticed that the case is vaguely similar in shape to the AP Royal Oak, a very expensive steel sports watch, which led to people calling the G-Shock the "casioak"

Now people have made steel cases for the casioak to go in (it's a very easy swap) and are calling the combination the "Royal Broke" as it really does resemble a Royal Oak from a distance but costs 2 magnitudes less

I love how much this dates all y'all that favourited this

I mean, it also dates me, but also all of you

oh no! I forgot!

about Dre!

imagining judas priest - breaking the law being played on a hurdy gurdy as background music for a getaway from a DnD bank heist

sorry about that glitch, issue should be fixed now, something wanted to nom more resources than it should, we've put it on a diet

thank you for flying computerfairi.es

*wanders out of cave holding a mug of tea*

...ikea?

*goes back into cave*

all media should be back now!

sorry about the turbulence and thank you for flying computerfairies

in theory we should have all the avatars working again

still working on getting all the media transferred

jesus christ you lot love your toots with images