Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

well this is ridiculous

https://luxwi.com/

it's a little clasp that goes over the clasp on your watch bracelet that screws down and locks it to your wrist

in case of attempted mugging as far as I can tell

yes, this is indeed a bad idea for all the reasons you just thought of

also they're charging €120 for it

whose bright idea was it using images on the web anyway?

sam has fixed the emojos

the main problem with cloud computing is the distance you have to travel to go and hit the server with a fucking wrench

I should switch to fish shell for branding reasons

I've just learnt that ben shapiro shills for mvmt watches

that just about sums both him and mvmt watches up

we did end up going to great lengths to get the instance running again

jesus fuck how many custom emojos do you fuckers need?

what's that lassie? server's fallen down the well?

server's haunted

each new generation of pokemon has more creatures that look like everyday objects but have a mouth or eyes or something

I think this is a cunning plot by mimics to train humans to not be put off by those things so they can be lazier when disguising themselves

"hey, nice chesterr model!"
"what's a chesterr?"
"the wooden chest pokemon!"
"I don't have one of those"
"yes you do, it's right he-AH SHIT MY ARM IT'S A MIMIC AGAIN"

@mavica ICMP BOOP REQUEST

well, technically Morioka Seiko Instruments because y'know, japanese corper stuff, but they make Grand Seiko watches

I wanna visit this place

https://www.grand-seiko.com/global-en/special/studio-shizukuishi/

It's Seiko's high-end studio they opened this year, they'll be doing tours and exhibitions and stuff

The Jimmy Carter Rabbit Incident