Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

look at their snoot!

Ooh, these look interesting, new range from Serica, the 4512

Comes in WWB, Commando, and California dials, all of them are also available in lefty cases (crown at 9)

Mechanical STP1-11 movements, although apparently they've opted for the auto variant barrel which is an interesting choice

They all come on Bonklip bracelets which is neat as hell, cost about $650

all this talk of social justice warriors

where's the love for our social justice barbarians?

Ellen's Third Song by Schubert sung in the african-american vernacular

or; AAVE Maria

epoch games: it's in 1970-01-01T00:00:00Z

Bethesda, having come to this point already, releases Skyrim for the PDP-11

The year is 2167

Having run out of other things to put it on rockstar releases GTA V as a code listing for a commodore 64

love it when I hear about an instance of nazi shitheads, go to suspend them, and it pops back with "this instance is already suspended" and it turns out I already did it months ago

...morgan?

do I have to call the SCP foundation in again?

really disappointed that the video toaster didn't have a top-loading vhs recorder add-on

free fortnite?

I thought it was already free to play

this dragon's hoard isn't gold or gems or platinum

their hoard is a massive library

they're a book-wyrm

@mavica *to the tune of paper planes*

all I wanna do *beep beep beep beep* and a

and pet the bunny

THERE IS WIND! THERE ARE BLACK CLOUDS! THERE IS THUNDER! IT IS STARTING TO RAIN!

OCTOPUS WILL NO LONGER BE MELTY!

just wanna cuddle a massive block of ice

*sends hugs and general good vibes to the @mavica , who is best robot*

a black 4x4 just barrelled down the street, blaring the james bond theme, obviously trying to make an Entrance

an entrance that was utterly spoiled by the fact he couldn't find a parking space and had to slowly go back up the street to find one