Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

pls submerge the octopus in coolant

Casio released a G-Shock watch with an octagonal case, the GA-2100, some people noticed that the case is vaguely similar in shape to the AP Royal Oak, a very expensive steel sports watch, which led to people calling the G-Shock the "casioak"

Now people have made steel cases for the casioak to go in (it's a very easy swap) and are calling the combination the "Royal Broke" as it really does resemble a Royal Oak from a distance but costs 2 magnitudes less

I love how much this dates all y'all that favourited this

I mean, it also dates me, but also all of you

oh no! I forgot!

about Dre!

imagining judas priest - breaking the law being played on a hurdy gurdy as background music for a getaway from a DnD bank heist

sorry about that glitch, issue should be fixed now, something wanted to nom more resources than it should, we've put it on a diet

thank you for flying computerfairi.es

*wanders out of cave holding a mug of tea*

...ikea?

*goes back into cave*

all media should be back now!

sorry about the turbulence and thank you for flying computerfairies

in theory we should have all the avatars working again

still working on getting all the media transferred

jesus christ you lot love your toots with images

well this is ridiculous

https://luxwi.com/

it's a little clasp that goes over the clasp on your watch bracelet that screws down and locks it to your wrist

in case of attempted mugging as far as I can tell

yes, this is indeed a bad idea for all the reasons you just thought of

also they're charging €120 for it

whose bright idea was it using images on the web anyway?

sam has fixed the emojos

the main problem with cloud computing is the distance you have to travel to go and hit the server with a fucking wrench

I should switch to fish shell for branding reasons

I've just learnt that ben shapiro shills for mvmt watches

that just about sums both him and mvmt watches up

we did end up going to great lengths to get the instance running again

jesus fuck how many custom emojos do you fuckers need?

what's that lassie? server's fallen down the well?