Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

server's haunted

each new generation of pokemon has more creatures that look like everyday objects but have a mouth or eyes or something

I think this is a cunning plot by mimics to train humans to not be put off by those things so they can be lazier when disguising themselves

"hey, nice chesterr model!"
"what's a chesterr?"
"the wooden chest pokemon!"
"I don't have one of those"
"yes you do, it's right he-AH SHIT MY ARM IT'S A MIMIC AGAIN"

@mavica ICMP BOOP REQUEST

well, technically Morioka Seiko Instruments because y'know, japanese corper stuff, but they make Grand Seiko watches

I wanna visit this place

https://www.grand-seiko.com/global-en/special/studio-shizukuishi/

It's Seiko's high-end studio they opened this year, they'll be doing tours and exhibitions and stuff

The Jimmy Carter Rabbit Incident

my mouth waters any time I hear someone mention meringue-based desserts

it's a pavlova-ian response

logos and slogans spray painted on ponchos

while usually the poncho would fold around you and conceal parts of the design you could reach your arms out to display it fully

yes, this is basically t-posing to assert your dominance but now you're also a flag

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oh god damnit Ball Watch Co.

They've released a special edition of the Engineer III Marvelight

It's got a special dial with rainbow coloured tritium lume!

It's going to look gloriously homosexual!

$300 from each sale is going to covid-19 relief efforts!

The covid-19 relief bit is being handled by the salvation fucking army

You were so fucking close to greatness Ball, and you went and fucking ruined it

rfc for an ICMP BOOP control message for booping ur robot friends

probably best not to throw eggs, milk, and flour at a politician

you'd be done for assault and batter-y

I really want to hear the story of someone who responded to "reverse a linked list" with bogosort and how it ended up

Batman, holding a bat-razor and lathering up Mrs. Kent: thinking about it, I may have misheard superman...