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narrowed it down to something to do with s3

getting an error "Aws::S3::Errors::InvalidAccessKeyId (The AWS Access Key Id you provided does not exist in our records.):" despite the fact that the AWS keys are absolutely fine, which means that it's probably looking up the wrong place for some reason

don't know what the reason is so far, but progress!

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recently upgraded from 2.5.0 (yeah, I know) to glitch-soc latest, having some problems with images

specifically we're getting 500 errors any time we do an image upload and images on toots from other instances aren't loading

we've also changed the directory that we've got the masto stuff in

I'm sure it's something ridiculously simple in a config file somewhere, but as it's beyond my core competencies does anyone have any ideas?

instance is now running current glitch social

time for bourbon

(Steinhart are mostly known for selling... "homages" to various Rolex models)

mavi's webgbcam is really coming along nicely, and can now be used offline on your phone!

maple.pet/webgbcam/

some plastic explosives closely resemble marzipan in smell and texture

which is how I managed to destroy an oven making stollen

:thaenkin: Japanese-style hanko as an alternative for signing documents, but they also have openpgp card functionality so you can sign digital documents with them as well

Pet peeve: Worldtimer watches with a map of the world on them that somehow forget that the southern hemisphere exists

We have 30 of these left! Order them by the start of November to guarantee they get to you before Christmas!

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We've still got super cool computer pins for sale!

And now you can buy them through a shiny new ko-fi shop!

ko-fi.com/s/891699232c

nazi mention 

Well done Sky. Managing to miss the fact that one of the contestants on your new show has multiple nazi and otherwise white supremacist tattoos visible.

You might think "oh, he just hid them when they were interviewing him for the show and nobody noticed while filming" but no. As they were LITERALLY ON HIS FACE

deadline.com/2020/10/sky-histo

in the superhero-verse, along with a load of tailors, car mechanics, and construction crews catering to the "super" community there must be a bunch of nerds making heavily customised linux desktop environments for all the superheroes and villains

I wanna meet an opossum

we don't have them over here and I wanna meet one

actually, y'know what?

they should put like, one download code per half hour in a text file on one of those exploitable VMs people use for capture the flag games and let the internet have at it

you own the server when the text file updates, you can get a free copy of the game

maybe sit on the server for a while, if you can, get keys for all your chummers

you can have that advertising campaign idea for free CDPR 'cause I know you're not cool enough to use it

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see, if cd project red were smart, they'd put in a check to see if your copy of cyberpunk 2077 was legit or not, and when it finds that it's not it gives a little notification of "hey, you stole this, well done chummer, that was indeed the thematically correct thing to do"

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