Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

... eggs?

I found a purple one!

(android cat thing)

@squirrel Just out of interest, which program(s) do you use for drawing stuff?

'cause I've just realised that Krita would be super on-brand for you (their mascot is a cybersquirrel)

I should probably not ingest so much bourbon in one evening

Or anything else for that matter, but I've been on a bourbon kick lately

I've only recently got a phone that has a fingerprint reader and despite the fact that it's insecure as hell it's also really convenient

Do not ask for whom the coyote rotates

It rotates for thee

Red sky at night, barn's on fire

Red sky in the morning, barn's still on fire

IT'S GOT A LITTLE PINK BOW TIE!!!

(android easter egg cat thing)

Why oh why am I so entertained by the cat feeding easter egg in android 7?

I have seven real cats I can feed any time I like

The doodle pad is the best feature ever implemented if only because now I can see @squirrel's adorable doodles!

Trackballs don't work well with this

https://computerfairi.es/media/EyMdxS8AS-B58AFVGss

Me, before mastodon: These furries are strange, chill, but strange

Me, after mastodon: I'M A FUKKEN OCTOPUS

🐙 is friend to all water-based creatures

🦑 🐙 🦐 🐠 🐟 🐡 🐬 🦈 🐳 🐋

Oh my god the emojo is so tiny and cute!

@shekkiesqueaks IT'S A SHEKKIE!

(I have an account here now)

I kinda want some bath bombs because they look hella neat and relaxing

But I can't use them due to lack of a bath in the house

I might be able to fill all the gaps in the shower unit but it just wouldn't be the same

Did you know?

Octopuses can hug up to 4 entities simultaneously!

*happily wiggles tentacles as he acclimatises to a new environment*