Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Suggestion I'm not going to send to the unicode consortium because they'd beat me up for making them do more emoji bullshit instead of supporting actual languages:

SANDWICH EMOJI! New zero-width joiner, can be used in conjunction with 🍞 and any number of ingredients 🥓 🥗 🍅 in order to form an emojo of a sandwich with those fillings!

LB: LOT'S OF FLUFFY ELEPHANT FRIENDS!

ANNOUNCEMENT

Marmite is fucking awesome on crumpets

That is all

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I honestly have no idea why I'm so entertained with the android cat easter egg considering it's basically just "My house simulator"

Oh my god

http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/10376615/

IT'S A LITTLE CAT SOFA!

https://computerfairi.es/media/XuVmu4o2SzBE4whqJEc

... eggs?

I found a purple one!

(android cat thing)

@squirrel Just out of interest, which program(s) do you use for drawing stuff?

'cause I've just realised that Krita would be super on-brand for you (their mascot is a cybersquirrel)

I should probably not ingest so much bourbon in one evening

Or anything else for that matter, but I've been on a bourbon kick lately

I've only recently got a phone that has a fingerprint reader and despite the fact that it's insecure as hell it's also really convenient

Do not ask for whom the coyote rotates

It rotates for thee

Red sky at night, barn's on fire

Red sky in the morning, barn's still on fire

IT'S GOT A LITTLE PINK BOW TIE!!!

(android easter egg cat thing)

Why oh why am I so entertained by the cat feeding easter egg in android 7?

I have seven real cats I can feed any time I like