Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Hey @masklayer, it's a bit early but it might take a while for delivery

I've found the perfect christmas tree for you

https://computerfairi.es/media/zillE7bCDmQHufwc0vM

Bloody hell

Paul Newman's Paul Newman Daytona just sold for $15.5 million

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/paul-newmans-paul-newman-daytona-hands-on

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I've just spent the past hour trying to figure out why the fuck I couldn't install the JSON module for Perl on my phone

Turns out it was because I didn't have make installed

WHY THE EVERLOVING FUCK DOESN'T TERMUX HAVE MAKE INSTALLED BY DEFAULT AND WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T I THINK TO CHECK EARLIER

Suggestion I'm not going to send to the unicode consortium because they'd beat me up for making them do more emoji bullshit instead of supporting actual languages:

SANDWICH EMOJI! New zero-width joiner, can be used in conjunction with 🍞 and any number of ingredients 🥓 🥗 🍅 in order to form an emojo of a sandwich with those fillings!

LB: LOT'S OF FLUFFY ELEPHANT FRIENDS!

ANNOUNCEMENT

Marmite is fucking awesome on crumpets

That is all

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I honestly have no idea why I'm so entertained with the android cat easter egg considering it's basically just "My house simulator"

Oh my god

http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/10376615/

IT'S A LITTLE CAT SOFA!

https://computerfairi.es/media/XuVmu4o2SzBE4whqJEc

... eggs?

I found a purple one!

(android cat thing)

@squirrel Just out of interest, which program(s) do you use for drawing stuff?

'cause I've just realised that Krita would be super on-brand for you (their mascot is a cybersquirrel)

I should probably not ingest so much bourbon in one evening

Or anything else for that matter, but I've been on a bourbon kick lately

I've only recently got a phone that has a fingerprint reader and despite the fact that it's insecure as hell it's also really convenient