Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
Apparently the London Underground is suffering delays and suspended services due to... snow?
IT'S UNDERGROUND FOR FUCK'S SAKE, HOW CAN THE MINIMAL AMOUNT OF SNOW BE FUCKING IT UP?!
WE'RE EVIDENTLY REALLY BAD AT THIS WINTER THING
On the news: "OH MY GOD TRAVEL CHAOS THERE'S SNOW AND COLD TEMPERATURES AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE"
This is winter. It happens every year. You'd have thought people would have gotten used to it by now.
Come on bitcoin, less hodling, more tumbling like the proverbial rock please
Well, turns out word of us being a soft touch with cats has reached several streets away
A new different cat was in the kitchen just now, luckily he had a tag on him so we knew who to ring to collect him
Lovely little thing, but we've already got 7.5 cats thankyouverymuch
Down and down and down it goes, where it stops, nobody knows
This bitcoin crash is entertaining to watch
Whoever invented the electric blanket deserves a medal
Oooh, this is a very nice looking watch
https://www.timex.com/browse/collections/marlin/
Re-issue of the Timex Marlin, hand-wound mechanical, 34mm size
Only thing that puts me off is that it uses a Seagull ST6 movement which I know little to nothing about and information about it is pretty scarce
Oh, also the fact that I don't need a new watch right now and I'm actually saving up for a different one
I'd do a me one year ago vs. me now post but I don't have any pictures of me a year ago and can't really be bothered taking one of me now
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The general consensus seems to be:
1) 20th Century Fox owns the "Alien" franchise.
2) "Alien" xenomorphs are born from a Queen.
3) Disney is buying 20th Century Fox.
Therefore
4) Xenomorphs are Disney princesses.
On the @squirrel stream I look away for 5 seconds and return to a screen announcing "It's MR PANTS!"
Yep, that seems about right
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maple classic™ 
SQUIRREL-CHAN'S FUCK UP HOUR episode 13 GOING LIVE SOON! today we are streaming live from the surface of the sun to be able to see these games! https://mixer.com/squirrel-chan https://computerfairi.es/media/0QkQrYRSLDGcBB4p2gk
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IDEA FOR A PLAY
@troubleMoney I GUESS I'D PUT DOING THAT ON MY BECKETT LIST.
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IDEA FOR A PLAY
A VERSION OF WAITING FOR GODOT WHERE HE SHOWS UP IN THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES AND THEY ALL JUST WALK OFFSTAGE.
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*me, throwing bread rolls at you, just holdin a huge fuckin sack of bread, throwin em at you, one after the other, really hard* look at my bappers, look at my bappers, look at my bappers, look at my bappers, look at my bappers, look at my bappers, look at my bappers, look at my bappers, look at my bappers, *im still throwin bread at you, holy shit, ive got a LOT of those bread rolls. and i wont stop throwin em* look at my bappers, look at my bappers, look at my bappers, look at my bappers,
For sale: uhhhh.... fucc
For sale: Baby, never used
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Technology fact of the day: When you browse using @SuricrasiaOnline , the SSL in HTTPS actually stands for Secure Sharks Layer
And now, a song in Finland's honour
Happy Birthday Finland, 100 years old today
🎂 🇫🇮 🎂
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
