Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Put on my blue jean shorts
And I boarded the plane
Touched down in the land of the furry sharks
In the middle of the pouring rain
Oh dear gargamel, won't you look down over me
Yeah, I got a first class ticket
But I'm as blue as a boy can be

Then I'm walking in Bemphis
Walking with my paws next door to the eels
Walking in Bemphis
But do I really feel the way I feel?

Hm, we are going dark today

Also, is it slander or libel if it's written down? I think I might have to know that if Roy Moore's lawyer calls

Saddened by his loss in the election, Roy Moore went into a bar and ordered a 12 year old scotch

She didn't like it

tired: images on the web
wired: teletext-style pictures drawn with unicode characters
inspired: everyone learning to uudecode base64 into images IN THEIR MINDS

Grim Fandango Remastered is free on gog.com at the moment, it's a good game, and free

Oh, they started trading futures for dunning-krugerrands today didn't they?

This'll end well I'm sure

LB: I want a job as a zombie wrangler

since @squirrel is a robot, is she her own mech?

There are rumours of a Rolex x Supreme collab for 2018

I'll believe that when I see it

G-Shock x Supreme I could understand, but Rolex?

This is the daft sod that's our .5 of a cat (out of 7.5 total)

He's not ours, but he very often comes in for food and scritches

It's the first time he's come in and sat on the sofa

Ready Layer One: Ernest Cline's novel of nerd wankery but all the characters are now fibre optic and ethernet cables

tired: merchandising
wired MECHANISING