Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
alcohol
I should really get some campari and vermouth rosso in
I feel like having negronis
True fact: I've never had eggnog
Sam the Octopus
boosted
Conspiracy theory:
Tom is actually Tom from MySpace and they made a made a masto account to remember how it feels to be followed by everyone
alcohol
Mmm... Aldi gin
Cheap and surprisingly nice
Just have to take a sharpie to the bottle before you give it to any Irish people
It's now officially Christmas day!
Merry Christmas everyone
Suppose it might be time for me to get into the christmas spirit
The spirit this year is gin
Sam the Octopus
boosted
me, logged in!!!
true story!!! https://awoo.space/media/l0BdpQjwB11edZHtEUU
If anyone was still under the mistaken impression that all Brits are classy, polite, and a bit posh, here's a collection of pictures from last Friday night in various cities
The only difference from any other Friday night is the addition of santa hats
CW: violence
https://imgur.com/a/oSQeQ
You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for
Mensch on a bench
Seriously
This is an actual thing they sell
Sam the Octopus
boosted
the fediversemas song (with apologies to all parties, past, present, and tomorrow's)
chosa takes, hot like an open fire
codemom's wrangling the fork
banjo's painting more of our history
and my ISP's run by a shork
did somebody say jort?
I can't believe that that's a meme
it's been a lot of pineapples and bread
gargamel finally fixed the mojos
so now we all can toot and fav his head 
they say that Masto cannot last
they say that OStatus and indieweb are past
but every day and night, we're all still here
they'll still be saying all that crap this time next year
and so, I'm offering this shitpost verse
to fediversians both old and new
although we may argue, never doubt you are loved
and happy fediversemas - awoo!
anecdotal "engagement metrics"
Here's something I've noticed
On average, I'm getting between 60 and 80 notifications per day from mastodon which includes favs, boosts, replies, and mentions
That's with something in the region of 90 followers
Compared to when I was on birdsite I had about the same number of followers, and 60 to 80 notifications might happen in a week, more likely two weeks
No idea if that actually means anything, but it's something I've noticed
MANY COOL NEW EMOJOS!
@squirrel sorry to be the bearer of more bad news, but now if I click on someone's name then all the usual stuff shows in the third panel (bio, then posts) but it pops up a 500 error and doesn't display following/you are followed by
I got around to turning on "autoplay .gifs" and now the coyote is rotating and the maple is blinking and blushing
I should have turned this on ages ago
brexit moaning
Great, now we're going to have to put up with passports that are a shitty blue colour
THE BURGUNDY WAS CLASSY AS FUCK
Is there an American equivalent to "the dreaded lurghi/lurgi/lurgy"?
It a term for an unspecified illness that makes you feel like complete shit for a few days to a week and then goes away
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
