Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
Sam the Octopus
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Don’t let people tell you “there are always a few bad apples”. That’s not how the saying goes. It’s actually “a few bad apples spoil the bushel” - in other words, if there are a few bad apples, that’s cause to believe the rot has spread and it’s time to throw the whole thing out.
RPS = Rocket Propelled @squirrel
I kinda want a PVM but I have absolutely no use for one
Much less a rack of them which would look super awesome
I got one of those yubikey neo things for christmas
I set it up so I could use it as a hardware token for openpgp
I've now realised that I don't actually have anything I use pgp for
assuming @squirrel has USB ports, would I be able to charge my phone with the squirrel?
blurbalkasajksh
Translation: exhausted, normal service will be resumed shortly
Sam the Octopus
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Lord Buckethead's Christmas Message 2017 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6siUaw_NKU
alcohol
I should really get some campari and vermouth rosso in
I feel like having negronis
True fact: I've never had eggnog
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Conspiracy theory:
Tom is actually Tom from MySpace and they made a made a masto account to remember how it feels to be followed by everyone
alcohol
Mmm... Aldi gin
Cheap and surprisingly nice
Just have to take a sharpie to the bottle before you give it to any Irish people
It's now officially Christmas day!
Merry Christmas everyone
Suppose it might be time for me to get into the christmas spirit
The spirit this year is gin
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me, logged in!!!
true story!!! https://awoo.space/media/l0BdpQjwB11edZHtEUU
If anyone was still under the mistaken impression that all Brits are classy, polite, and a bit posh, here's a collection of pictures from last Friday night in various cities
The only difference from any other Friday night is the addition of santa hats
CW: violence
https://imgur.com/a/oSQeQ
You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for
Mensch on a bench
Seriously
This is an actual thing they sell
Sam the Octopus
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the fediversemas song (with apologies to all parties, past, present, and tomorrow's)
chosa takes, hot like an open fire
codemom's wrangling the fork
banjo's painting more of our history
and my ISP's run by a shork
did somebody say jort?
I can't believe that that's a meme
it's been a lot of pineapples and bread
gargamel finally fixed the mojos
so now we all can toot and fav his head 
they say that Masto cannot last
they say that OStatus and indieweb are past
but every day and night, we're all still here
they'll still be saying all that crap this time next year
and so, I'm offering this shitpost verse
to fediversians both old and new
although we may argue, never doubt you are loved
and happy fediversemas - awoo!
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
