Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Hey @squirrel, where do I throw my money for the maplebot crowdfunding?

I've tried throwing it at the screen but nothing is happening

My sister does Know-Your-Customer stuff for a large company

Had dinner with her tonight and she said that one of her bosses had been grinning more than usual when giving her some files to check and everyone she phoned to check up on them with had been giggling

There was one common theme to the files and I couldn't stop giggling when I heard it

All the companies were based in Bielefeld

Yep, that joke's still going strong after 25 years

Oh were the counter.social folks being complete cockwombles again?

Colour me surprised

on the other hand, Pinot Grigio is delicious

I should probably not drink entire bottles of wine

Ask them to sing the national anthem

If they know the words, they're a spy

Seriously, none of us know the lyrics

DMX Tax Services

X gonna give it to ya

Just not to the IRS

Anyone know anyone that's hiring for an ornamental hermit?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_hermit

My requirements are a comfy hermitage, wifi, and a reasonable per diem

Can provide own druid costume

LB: you can also give money for them, and if you do they still retain their infinite value

This is a neat project that I just remembered

http://oxgvt.com/

They're trying to build cheap, transportable, all-terrain trucks that can be used in rural areas

Carries up to 1,800 kilos, flat pack construction so you can fit 3 in a shipping container, easily available spare parts

RPS = Rocket Propelled @squirrel

I kinda want a PVM but I have absolutely no use for one

Much less a rack of them which would look super awesome

I got one of those yubikey neo things for christmas

I set it up so I could use it as a hardware token for openpgp

I've now realised that I don't actually have anything I use pgp for

assuming @squirrel has USB ports, would I be able to charge my phone with the squirrel?

blurbalkasajksh

Translation: exhausted, normal service will be resumed shortly

I should really get some campari and vermouth rosso in

I feel like having negronis