Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel if it helps I did some digging around and found an article in a Pico8 zine that does a wavy effect

https://sectordub.itch.io/pico-8-fanzine-2

Not sure if that's useful or not

I have no idea why but I've been heavily craving pickled onions all week

Some say that cravings are your body's way of telling you that you're missing some key nutrient that's abundant in that kind of food

So, uh, vinegar deficiency?

I wonder if I can multi-class into a social-justice-druid

I want a maplebot to wake me up in the mornings by pawing at my face and beeping at me

That'd be adorable

Watch the most recent @squirrel_chan's fuck up hour if you want to see @squirrel's reaction to the horror that is... ELF BOWLING

Hey @squirrel, where do I throw my money for the maplebot crowdfunding?

I've tried throwing it at the screen but nothing is happening

My sister does Know-Your-Customer stuff for a large company

Had dinner with her tonight and she said that one of her bosses had been grinning more than usual when giving her some files to check and everyone she phoned to check up on them with had been giggling

There was one common theme to the files and I couldn't stop giggling when I heard it

All the companies were based in Bielefeld

Yep, that joke's still going strong after 25 years

Oh were the counter.social folks being complete cockwombles again?

Colour me surprised

on the other hand, Pinot Grigio is delicious

I should probably not drink entire bottles of wine

Ask them to sing the national anthem

If they know the words, they're a spy

Seriously, none of us know the lyrics

DMX Tax Services

X gonna give it to ya

Just not to the IRS

Anyone know anyone that's hiring for an ornamental hermit?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_hermit

My requirements are a comfy hermitage, wifi, and a reasonable per diem

Can provide own druid costume

LB: you can also give money for them, and if you do they still retain their infinite value