Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

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Uhh... Just double checking, which century is it?

"Freemasons are blocking reform, says Police Federation leader"

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/dec/31/freemasons-blocking-reform-police-federation-leader

Going along with my "take marginally better care of the corporeal form I inhabit" resolution, I should get a manicure

Or at the very least trim my nails with something other than a leatherman multitool

This is cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW7XLBrBByA

The Bandai 8ban, it's a tiny record player that plays tiny records

If someone released an updated version of this and music was available on the format I'd buy the hell out of it

Damn, I want a curry now

@noelle, I'm blaming you for this

aaaaa people are being super adorable on my timeline

2018 looks like it might be the cutest year ever

Although I suppose that if called all timezones valid we'd have 24 new years to spread it about a bit...

Somebody get a cluster online, if we feed all the polycules into it now we might have it optimised it by next year

probably just as well mastodon isn't an actual physical space

What would we do about the new year kisses?

Would there be queues? Would people have to take tickets?

It'd be a scheduling nightmare

LT: New new year's resolution:

Get some news agency to refer to "the hacker known as mastodon"

(Preferably for something good)

Happy new year!

- Get out the house more
- Make things
- Take better care of the corporeal form I inhabit
- Destroy capitalism

Documentary footage of average Twitter users being introduced to Mastodon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-jN3vH26NQ

Oh, seems that Easter Sunday is on April 1st this year

I can tell some people are going to make some sort of commentary on that