Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
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look I just want y'all to know that @squirrel is super great and makes music and is learning to do PICO-8 stuff and draws really well and does a Thursday-night let's play stream at @squirrel_chan you should check her out
I've been kinda wanting a Commodore 64 for a while
Didn't think I'd ever add "more secure" to the list of reasons to get one
It's a bad vulnerability, but the logo for Spectre is really cute
A robotic punk rock band fronted by a maplebot would be both adorable and kick-ass
More robotic rock bands please
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@troubleMoney can't leak into user space if there is no user space https://mastodon.social/media/Z9p-1K_vn45vl8srDbM
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In MY day the only cryptocurrency we had was whatever coins you plucked out of a crypt after having defeated its unholy occupants.
Turns out TempleOS isn't affected by the Intel bug
Which I'm sure is good news for all one people that use it
Oh hey, it's @er1n's birthday?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIN!
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We can 
if we want to
We can leave your 
behind
'Cause your don't
And if it don't
Then it's no of mine
hot AI take
All this talk of having killswitches in place and containing them
If anything, that's the kind of shit that'd piss them off enough to want to wipe out humanity
hot AI take
Maybe if we're nice to the non-human intelligences and don't treat them as slaves they won't want to kill us the moment they have the capability
Amazon just suggested a book to me called "Surviving AI"
@squirrel... are you planning anything I should be worried about...?
Wow, I guess Intel fucked up then
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They're all shocked by what's on the screen
Is... is that a resonance cascade
Darlings did you just open up your first portal to Xen, the Border World
Did your Mummy and I not just give you the Talk about Being Careful With Your Elder Invocations
We don't want to have to take the Apple II away from you but there's Responsible Logo and there's Not Responsible Logo
Now which kind of Logo do you think this was
https://archive.org/stream/byte-magazine-1982-11/1982_11_BYTE_07-11_Graphics#page/n539/mode/2up
Sam the Octopus
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maple classic™ 
Error 404: Gender Not Found
Sam the Octopus
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Sam the Octopus
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Some person: Nah, the robot apocalypse won't ever happen, computers love us
The bathroom clock: https://mastodon.social/media/DrgxryPwQg8sqJfVIJs
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
