Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- Wiggly
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
Sam the Octopus
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maple classic™ 
maple dot pet's motto is "pet dat maple!"
During dinner I gave my sister a brief overview of the type of people here on mastodon
She is now very confused about me being a friend of squirrels, foxes, dragons, sharks, kobolds, snakes, birds, and various other species
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TIL that adorable Food Delivery Robots are a thing (courtesy of https://twitter.com/blazamy/status/954160750389379072 ) https://icosahedron.website/media/HD8i342RKJbdWoxiCUs https://icosahedron.website/media/irG1f7YSfpbInfs2y3U https://icosahedron.website/media/s-9LrmDH4aGOAeCYVR8 https://icosahedron.website/media/OaAHRwgyPAPZG-ohc44
food
Huh, apparently if you feed weed to pigs they get larger and "more savoury"
You may now begin your jokes about pot-bellied pigs
I've been using taskwarrior as my to-do app for a while, it's pretty awesome
Also, completely CLI so I can put it on my phone (using termux) and use it from there or SSH in using whatever device I'm using at the time
they should make a film about Mad Jack Churchill
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When in doubt, go with a Paranoia joke. 
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Have you listened to The Space Adventures of General Mibi? You should! http://bandcamp.mynameiser.in/album/the-space-adventures-of-general-mibi
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🎼 Carry on my wayward ✨plush✨
There'll be snugs after this rush 🎶
Lay your squishy head to rest 🎵
Fresh from the dryer warm ♥️
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meta, block
hey y'all you should probably domain block kyot.me
VIDEO
GAMES
LB GENDERWRECKED is super good
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back in april 2016 i uploaded this track to my unfinished works account, and it was probably started even way earlier than that (but i can't find the original date anymore) https://soundcloud.com/svetlana-unfinished/spacesynth
i didn't think i was ever going to finish it
yesterday i uploaded this https://soundcloud.com/svetlana/space-squirrel
anyway uhh this is just a self-promo sorry ok thanks bye
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reasons you should be on computer fairies:
- me
food
I wanna burg
TIL what the hell "arugula" is
It's Rocket
Also an "eggplant" is an aubergine, and a "zucchini" is a courgette
The fuck is with the americans constantly using weird names for food
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EXTREMELY BACK ON MY SHIT
LB: It's cold tonight, I need a blanket dragon friend to cuddle with
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
