Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

http://www.businessinsider.com/worlds-smallest-phone-zanco-tiny-t1-2017-12

These people are incredibly naive as to what tiny phones like this are actually bought for

Why the hell is Elon Musk selling flamethrowers now?

https://www.boringcompany.com/flamethrower

Really, flamethrowers

As someone not from the southern USA "collared greens" sounds strangely lewd

Yeah, some things have not aged well

Seriously, I look away for 10 minutes and suddenly you're all memeing about reuben sandwiches, or someone called rueben, or something else, I don't know

LB: AAAAAAAA MAPLEBOT WITH A PET ROOMBA! IT'S SO CUTE!

Can we get a sign somewhere with the meme of the hour and why it's a meme?

...reuben?

I think my most boosted toot here might be a picture of a particularly floofy sheep

Well done mastodon, you have good taste

@squirrel your progeny is totes adorbs

Consider: Maplebots riding shetland ponies

Seriously, these sheep are ridiculous

Look at this sheep

This sheep can not be a real creature, it's far too adorable

I really want a Curta but they're expensive

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(Thufir Hawat from Dune)

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@blackle@dev.glitch.social oh yeah, roaming charges? Not a thing in the EU