Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Ooooh, 25th Anniversary limited edition Grand Seiko

Extremely shiny and cool

Also, accurate to ±5 seconds a year

I can't afford it, obviously, but it's nice to look at

If Elon Musk sent his car into space to "test" the Falcon Heavy, what the fuck is he going to fling into the void with the BFR?

LB: remember to warm your squirrels

I don't like the UK national anthem

For a start, it's redundant

The Queen lives in a big house with big walls and big fences surrounded by the household cavalry and whichever guards regiment is on the rota

That's one saved queen right there

We don't need to ask god to help, we've got that shit sorted

Secondly, it's too slow

It goes duuuuh duuuuh duuuuh duuuuh duh duh

It's like a bloody funeral dirge

We should have something faster and more fun

With stupid ideas like "pay to follow me on some social media" going around I remembered this is still online https://capitalism.party/about

Alternate space related content for those not into the whole spacex thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVn1oQL9sWg

@blackle@dev.glitch.social this might be up your alley

https://forum.odroid.com/viewtopic.php?f=29&t=29932

I've just realised that my solution to most things is "get a big cuddly blanket out"

I guess I'm a blanket octopus now

After careful consideration, I'm judging this to be the best .gif of 2018

I know it's early in the year to be calling it, but nothing can beat this

It's a @squirrel !

Fun fact: In the Victorian era there was a profession called a "Knocker-upper"

No, they didn't do that

Stop being lewd

This is good and cybre

https://marrus-sh.github.io/cybremonday/CMON0100/

Well done @kibi

@chr@cybre.space Happy hatch day dragon fren!

PSA: Please read bios before following people

an alternate universe where instead of using rockets to get to space, they use really big slingshots