Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

This exists https://www.budsies.com/commissions/

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Building an AGI is like having a kid

So long as you do your parenting job right they're probably not going to kill you in your sleep

And you don't keep them in cages all the time either, you let them go out and experience the world

http://www.huhmagazine.co.uk/14379/elon-musk-says-ai-is-far-more-dangerous-than-nukes

Musk: "AI is far more dangerous than nukes"

Oh stop scaremongering, all the NBIs (non-biological intelligences) I've met have been lovely

I have a cold that's currently kicking my arse

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Linux: "I'm 100% sure you can do it, but I have no idea how"

Any time @squirrel uses the cw "pda" I wonder if she's tagging a "public display of affection" or her being a "personal digital assistant"

LB: @squirrel also has a patreon that she doesn't promote anywhere near as much as she could

It's at https://www.patreon.com/maple_syrup/overview

As a note, it's only North America that changes their clocks today, not the rest of the world

Also the bastard who invented the concept of DST can go to hell

Decided to try the vaping thing again

Cigarettes are really expensive and vape liquid is cheaper

Every once in a while I get reminded of this, so I'm going to remind the rest of you of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO7MWuJ7zLA

In Windows:

User: *goes to do something*
Windows: You sure you want to do that? Are you? Are you? Are you?
User: Yes goddamnit shut up

In Linux

User: *goes to do something*
Linux: alright
User: Shit, didn't mean to do that, that broke everything
Linux: Shouldn't have asked me to do that then you prick