Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
With the release of watchOS 5 the first version of the apple watch (including the $17,000 gold editions of it) is officially obsolete
They'll still function as is but they won't receive any updates and may not work with new phones
To all those people who spent $17,000 on a watch that's now obsolete rather than on a non-smart watch that'll last damn near forever, sucks to be you
Sam the Octopus
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You should go subscribe to @squirrel's YouTube channel for @squirrel_chan - 20 more subs and she can get a custom URL~
Sam the Octopus
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maple classic™ 
can you imagine the slogans we could give it
Wang Computers: High performance all day and all night long
Nobody beats Wang
Wang Computers: Performance tuned for you pleasure
When you think computers, think Wang
A 1982 commercial for "WangNet"
@squirrel is all glitchy on discord and it's kinda adorable as hell
Xenonauts is free on gog.com at the moment
Someone just mentioned the idea of the John Wick setting being used for a tabletop RPG or MMO and I would be 100% on board with that
software
"Minimum recommended hardware" is only a recommendation
Half the time the software will still work with lower-spec hardware
Maybe it'll be a bit slower, but it won't cause your computer to explode or anything
Sam the Octopus
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Every time I read "our software is lightweight! It only uses 1GB of RAM!" I can feel my joints creak a little more.
alcohol
Ooh, Bulleit Bourbon for 16 quid on amazon, don't mind if I do
Sam the Octopus
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Microsoft announces first new feature to be added to github after their acquisition
remember when forum threads with lots of images would have "56K WARNING" in the title
OH SHIT
@squirrel should totally have a gophersite up and running
that would totally be on-brand for a small fluffy critter
maybe brutaldon could be modified to use gopher
the octopus would like some ice put in their tank please
it's a bit warm
Did you know?
Computer Fairies is already on a fork
Sam the Octopus
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maplebots all crowded around a window watching a thunderstorm come up with for a distributed, federated site that's /better/ than #Rust.
tiles are really quite heavy and not fun to carry up stairs
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
