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My favourite thing about youtube cooking videos:

Watching Americans try to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce

(also Lea & Perrins or GTFO)

meta 

Follow recommendations are a bad and unnecessary idea

Thus spake the octopus

pol 

as a result of him being banned from Poland, he's also banned from all 26 Schengen countries for 5 years

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pol 

I'm not a fan of national borders

But I have to concede that occasionally I don't mind some of the results

Dick Spencer has been banned from entering Poland (he was on his way to Sweden)

newsweek.com/white-supremacist

There is now a Chuck Tingle Humble Bundle

Because of course there fucking is

Hot take: the primary function of clothing is as a support system for pockets

Happy Colonial Ingratitude Day to all the Americans here

how arch users divide their time:

0.01% - using their computer
99.99% - BTW I USE ARCH YOU SHOULD USE ARCH ARCH IS GOOD

@tcql @0x3F "what are you spending all that time online doing?" "SINning"

gross 

you would not believe the amount of muck that finds its way inside a mouse wheel

(the computer kind, I'm assuming you'd believe the amount of muck that finds its way into a mouse(pet) wheel)

When the local news announces a cannabis grow-op bust they always call it a "cannabis factory"

IT IS VERY CLEARLY A FARM, BBC, NOT A FACTORY

:thaenkin: what if the hokey cokey really is what it's all about?

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