Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
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During the end of fall, water melons (hence their name) usually migrate to the south for mating, it's a beautiful event to observe.
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boöst toöts
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If you need an introductory guide to Mastodon, you should feel free to check out my Increasingly Less Brief Guide to Mastodon: https://github.com/joyeusenoelle/GuideToMastodon/
I've done my best to make it understandable, but if there's anything I could do better, please suggest it! If you have a Github account you can submit a change suggestion directly; if you don't, leave a comment here or send me an email (noelledanthony AT gmail).
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Your gender is changing between genders at 60hz
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A classic story that bears reposting:
"We're having a problem sending email out of the department."
"What's the problem?" I asked.
"We can't send mail more than 500 miles," the chairman explained.
I choked on my latte. "Come again?"
"We can't send mail farther than 500 miles from here," he repeated. "A little bit more, actually. Call it 520 miles. But no farther."
The Case of the 500-Mile Email: http://ibiblio.org/harris/500milemail
I love it when USAians say that English food sucks
Because then I can make them question everything they ever knew by pointing out that we were the ones that invented the apple pie
we accidentally got our hedgehogs accustomed to expensive cat biscuits
they are now quite unhappy that they're getting given the cheaper ones because we're out of the pricey stuff
lb: @maple makes super good music
one of our hedgehogs was having a drink of water
they wanted to get at it better so they put their paws on the rim
the bowl fell over, covered them in water and they very quickly ran off as if nothing had happened
Reminder: Queuing is such a massive thing in British culture we even queue up to loot shops during riots
There is now a 25-foot statue of Jeff Goldblum in London
Apparently someone in the marketing department of NowTV thought it was a good idea
The British aristocracy has a long history of very subtly putting across their true feelings
Here is a masterclass on how the Queen does it
https://twitter.com/samuraiknitter/status/1018570246037352449
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Fantastic tweet thread on the Queen throwing shade using jewelry.
https://twitter.com/samuraiknitter/status/1018570246037352449?s=12
hug all computers
they're doing the best they can
cold take, subtoot
It's almost as if existing in a capitalist society sometimes forces people to take ethically suboptimal actions
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@troubleMoney **also, not that, for patent reasons.
LINUX! YOU CAN DO ANYTHING!*
*parts of what you want to do will be a complete pain in the arse for legacy reasons
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
