Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
octopus is soff and squidgy
It's a day ending in "y" so here are some more Omega Speedmaster limited editions
https://monochrome-watches.com/omega-speedmaster-tokyo-2020-olympics-collection-japan-only-price/
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My Neighbor Maplebot
ukpol brexit
The Brexit secretary has announced that the government will "make sure there is adequate food supply" in the event of a no-deal brexit
The fact that he needs to announce that is somewhat concerning
Now, the usual solution to cats eating hedgehog food is to put the food in a box with a hole that hedgehogs can get through but cats can't
That doesn't work in this case because big hedgehog is the same size as your average cat
Just had to chase a cat out of the garden, not our cat, was nicking the hedgehog food
We know where the little sod lives, we've had to carry it back there before
ukpol
May is planning to cut a scheme that gives free milk to children in nurseries
She's really leaning in to this Thatcher in the Rye thing isn't she?
lil hedgehog snouts when they're snuffling around
Petition to make all lesbiaboard error messages "OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! Uwu We made a fucky wucky!! A wittle fucko boingo! The code buns at our headquarters are working VEWY HAWD to fix this!"
octopus is friend to all creatures
except spiders
spiders can fuck off
big hedgehog was purring while trundling to the hedgehog cafe 
Oh, "Now That's What I Call Music" #100 came out a few days ago if anyone cares about that milestone
...Why have I not heard of this game before?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtXbEdpW6rc
HUNGRY SHARK WORLD
YOU ARE SHARK
YOU ARE HUNGRY
THE WORLD IS INVOLVED SOMEHOW I'VE ONLY SEEN THE TRAILER
A E S T H E T I C T O M S C O T T
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During the end of fall, water melons (hence their name) usually migrate to the south for mating, it's a beautiful event to observe.
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boöst toöts
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If you need an introductory guide to Mastodon, you should feel free to check out my Increasingly Less Brief Guide to Mastodon: https://github.com/joyeusenoelle/GuideToMastodon/
I've done my best to make it understandable, but if there's anything I could do better, please suggest it! If you have a Github account you can submit a change suggestion directly; if you don't, leave a comment here or send me an email (noelledanthony AT gmail).
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Your gender is changing between genders at 60hz
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A classic story that bears reposting:
"We're having a problem sending email out of the department."
"What's the problem?" I asked.
"We can't send mail more than 500 miles," the chairman explained.
I choked on my latte. "Come again?"
"We can't send mail farther than 500 miles from here," he repeated. "A little bit more, actually. Call it 520 miles. But no farther."
The Case of the 500-Mile Email: http://ibiblio.org/harris/500milemail
I love it when USAians say that English food sucks
Because then I can make them question everything they ever knew by pointing out that we were the ones that invented the apple pie
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
