Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

WTB little hedgehog-sized broom so they can clean up after themselves

I love the little buggers but they ain't 'alf messy

I wonder how all the people concerned about the vengabus coming for them will react when they find out there's also a vengaplane

Naomi Wu with a brand new way to flash your tits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a929IRtg4YU

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FMLNVFF/ref=?tag=drsynth-20&th=1

I'm not entirely sure why you'd ever need 275 gallons of personal lubricant at any one time, but if you do, you can buy it

Also, they knew what they were doing when they decided the price

You've heard of catgirls and catboys, now get ready for catenbies

They're nyanbinary

https://www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/bigfoot-porn-house-race-virginia_us_5b5ec4f5e4b0de86f4988800

Even this can't surprise me any more

I am numb to everything

Sylveon is definitely trans

Double checking John Oliver's math

Facebook one-day losses: $119 Billion
Global cheese market (projected for 2019): $118 Billion

Yep. Facebook did indeed lose, in one day, more value than the entire concept of cheese

My local pharmacy is doing such a shitty job and getting so many angry complaints that they have had to hire a security guard to stay on the door

The majority of people who live around here are... rather advanced in years

Yes, they have had to hire security to protect them from incensed pensioners

The entire point of publishing your code is so other people can learn from it

If you don't comment your shit then you may as well just be throwing binaries around

Did you know? @maple is fluffy and good

hm... with the rain I may have to extend the roof of the hedgehog cafe a bit to make sure they don't have to get their bums all wet while they're feeding

Temperature down to 20, weather warnings for heavy rain and wind

Fuck yes, this is much better

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TIL Army Quartermasters and Navy Quartermasters are two very different things

In the Army Quartermasters deal with all the supplies and stores and stuff and in the Navy a Quartermaster is the helmsman

sam can't numbers today

HAPPY SYSADMIN DAY @maple !

Also all other sysadmins, but especially @maple