Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

USAians: But Sam! So many of the stereotypes you take the piss out of us with are from the south!

I live at 51° north, all of you are southerners

(except Alaskans)

MUAHAHAHAHAHA

get fucked marky

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/jul/26/facebook-market-cap-falls-109bn-dollars-after-growth-shock

A tory MEP has said that the Treason Act should be updated to apply to people "undermining the UK through extreme EU loyalty"

Cool, I've never been guilty of Treason before

Small-t minor treason sure, but not capital-T major Treason

The Netherlands are also having problems with their signage due to the heatwave

Some weather forecasts predict that it may get to 37 degrees in London on friday

This is the UK, we're not equipped to deal with temperatures like that

If any of you would like to send some of that rain you're getting over here I'm sure the plants would appreciate it

octopus is soff and squidgy

It's a day ending in "y" so here are some more Omega Speedmaster limited editions

https://monochrome-watches.com/omega-speedmaster-tokyo-2020-olympics-collection-japan-only-price/

The Brexit secretary has announced that the government will "make sure there is adequate food supply" in the event of a no-deal brexit

The fact that he needs to announce that is somewhat concerning

Now, the usual solution to cats eating hedgehog food is to put the food in a box with a hole that hedgehogs can get through but cats can't

That doesn't work in this case because big hedgehog is the same size as your average cat

Just had to chase a cat out of the garden, not our cat, was nicking the hedgehog food

We know where the little sod lives, we've had to carry it back there before

May is planning to cut a scheme that gives free milk to children in nurseries

She's really leaning in to this Thatcher in the Rye thing isn't she?

lil hedgehog snouts when they're snuffling around

Petition to make all lesbiaboard error messages "OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! Uwu We made a fucky wucky!! A wittle fucko boingo! The code buns at our headquarters are working VEWY HAWD to fix this!"

octopus is friend to all creatures

except spiders

spiders can fuck off

big hedgehog was purring while trundling to the hedgehog cafe

Oh, "Now That's What I Call Music" #100 came out a few days ago if anyone cares about that milestone