Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

You should comment your code

Thus spake the octopus

YAY! NEW TECH DIFF THING!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um7Nfjac5To

Six Eurasian lynx set for trial return to Northumberland

http://www.itv.com/news/tyne-tees/2018-08-09/six-eurasian-lynx-set-for-trial-return-to-northumberland/

I really hope this happens

BIG KITTIES!

Sinn are putting their prices up on the 1st of October to account for rises in manufacturing costs (parts, labour, etc.)

So if you are after a really nice technical German watch now would probably be the time to put the order in

Did you know?

Octopuses have 3 hearts to love people and/or things with, 9 brains to think about cute things, and 8 arms to cuddle with!

jatch (jean watch)

https://www.omegawatches.com/watch-omega-seamaster-railmaster-omega-co-axial-master-chronometer-40-mm-22012402003001

True fact: In the UK, there are four theme parks where the primary, and in fact only, attraction is playing with loaders and backhoes

https://www.diggerland.com/

"If people didn't need to work to survive who'd drive the forklifts?!"

I dunno, probably all the people who bought Forklift Truck Simulator

Well this is ridiculous

https://www.richardmille.com/en/collections/rm-25-01/

🍌

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj7oJ11PjiQ

Hello I'm Simon Whistler, you're watching toots on mastodon and today you're reading this in my voice

Oh hey, new people joining mastodon by the looks of it

Welcome!

If you want to know just what you're getting yourselves into check out this guide by @noelle

https://github.com/joyeusenoelle/GuideToMastodon/

Apple, Google, Spotify, Facebook, Pinterest, and YouPorn didn't ban InfoWars from their platforms

Alex Jones is just a crisis actor

Happy international cat day everyone!

This is a lovely article

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/casio-ae1200wh-1a-world-timer-value-proposition

From Hodinkee, who usually talk about rather expensive watches, a look at the Casio AE1200WH

#outofcontext @maple

"id drink it"