Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

lil hedgie doin a drink

Yes

The collective noun for a group of hedgehogs is a "prickle"

The hedgehogs are surprisingly fond of lamb flavour cat food

Which has of course given me the mental image of a prickle of hedgehogs chasing and utterly failing to bring down a sheep

The house two doors up has two kittens

We know this because both of them are currently in our house

The Cray-1 supercomputer also functioned as a comfy chair

More servers should also function as comfy chairs

"and this is our big data facility..."

*opens door to a warehouse with "DATA" in really big letters like the hollywood sign inside*

You should comment your code

Thus spake the octopus

YAY! NEW TECH DIFF THING!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um7Nfjac5To

Six Eurasian lynx set for trial return to Northumberland

http://www.itv.com/news/tyne-tees/2018-08-09/six-eurasian-lynx-set-for-trial-return-to-northumberland/

I really hope this happens

BIG KITTIES!

Sinn are putting their prices up on the 1st of October to account for rises in manufacturing costs (parts, labour, etc.)

So if you are after a really nice technical German watch now would probably be the time to put the order in

Did you know?

Octopuses have 3 hearts to love people and/or things with, 9 brains to think about cute things, and 8 arms to cuddle with!

jatch (jean watch)

https://www.omegawatches.com/watch-omega-seamaster-railmaster-omega-co-axial-master-chronometer-40-mm-22012402003001

True fact: In the UK, there are four theme parks where the primary, and in fact only, attraction is playing with loaders and backhoes

https://www.diggerland.com/

"If people didn't need to work to survive who'd drive the forklifts?!"

I dunno, probably all the people who bought Forklift Truck Simulator

Well this is ridiculous

https://www.richardmille.com/en/collections/rm-25-01/