Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
5 book series (because I can't think of 5 videogames)
The Illuminatus! Trilogy
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
The Culture series
The Sprawl Trilogy
The Dresden Files
this one was waiting for me to put the food out at 8:20
very British reference
Thank you Matt Gray for this Dot matrix printer
I can't be bothered to check if they have, but if farmersOnlyDotCom haven't run a set of ads with The Wurzels - Combine Harvester playing then they're missing a trick
hot printer take
the reason everyone thinks printers are shit is because everyone keeps buying shitty printers
what the fuck do you expect you'll get for 50 bucks?
STOP BUYING SHIT PRINTERS
the hedgehogs are messy lil critters so, while I don't expect for a second that they'll use it, I made a little broom so they could clean the cafe themselves
elon musk, conspiracy theory
Muskie has a bit of the Innsmouth look about him
THIS MUST BE WHY HE'S LANDING THOSE ROCKETS ON THE SEA!
HE'S WORKING WITH THE DEEP ONES!
elon musk
Elon's gone off the deep end again
Which makes it even more of a shame that his submarine is shit
my old physics teacher: you shouldn't anthropomorphise inanimate objects, the ball doesn't "want" to fall to the ground, the force of gravity causes it to
me, to all the inanimate objects on my desk: don't listen to the nasty man, he's just trying to be hurtful
Fun thing to do:
Give an unsuspecting USAian English mustard
*uses many tentacles to gesture in the general direction of @maple and @natalie@masto.ninja *
Can everyone check behind your desks please?
We were setting up a token ring network and the token fell out somewhere
Didn't get any good pictures last night because lighting is bad, but the big hedgehog ate no less than 200g of cat food
Seriously, half a can was consumed by this one hedgehog
She's not gonna have any trouble over winter, that's for sure
https://computerfairi.es is a nice and comfy instance run by the hella cool @maple
The price of keeping the lights on has gotten a bit steep, so if anyone would like to help this lovely fluffy instance in a monetary kind of way, please have a look at https://www.patreon.com/maple_syrup/ and/or https://ko-fi.com/squirrel
You could also buy super good music: https://bandcamp.mynameiser.in/
ÜNNËCËSSÄRŸ DÏÄËRËSËS
Sam the Octopus
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@troubleMoney According to Wikipedia:
Intended use - The marketing of products or services deemed moe
I was going to suggest More Online E-commerce as a joke but that's actually it...
Just what was the .moe tld meant to be used for?
'cause I have a low opinion of ICANN but I'm pretty sure they didn't just say "and we'll put the channer bullshit HERE!"
Sam the Octopus
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You've heard of Elf on the Shelf…
…but have you heard of ed on a bed?
(/cc @nielsk whose recent Sloth on a Goth post gave rise to this)
Sam the Octopus
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I've recently become aware of this meme and this may be the apex of it.
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
