Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

this is of course when they're not managing to knock the ramp down

I think some of our hedgehogs may have forgotten how to walk up a ramp

There are some steps that are a bit too tall for them to get up so we put a ramp in and I just saw one of them take one look at it and (I assume) walk off to take the long way around because they couldn't figure out the ramp

In the live action remake of Cowboy Bebop, viewers will wish for Spike and Faye to get together, as well Spike and Jet, and Jet and Faye

This has been the shipping forecast

Dates and times should always be in ISO 8601 format

Thus spake the octopus

I heard the water dish clinking out there in a manner that I can only understand as "hi octo-fren! could we trouble you for some foods?"

it really is getting dark earlier, I've already got a hedgehog waiting for foods

actual photo of "proud boys" approved transport

it's like they're trying to be a biker gang but the only bikes they can ride are those balance bicycles you give to toddlers to learn on

Not only are the "proud boys" bad at redacting stuff but this entire document is hilarious

https://www.scribd.com/document/394310661/Proud-Boys-Redacted-Bylaws-Adopted-11-25-2018

Their attempt to be tough by beating in new members is slightly undercut by the fact that they have to name 5 breakfast cereals while doing so

Also there's a bylaw for how often members are allowed to have a wank which is just ridiculous

turns out that he wasn't some adrenaline junkie evangelical, he actually planned that escapade for years

which somehow makes it worse

years of training and learning about the tribe that shoots arrows at anyone who goes near them and he still didn't cotton on to the fact that maybe going there was a bad idea

For someone who doesn't go outside much, I am endlessly entertained by all the things they come up with for bushcraft/camping type activities

Here's a rain poncho type thingy that's also an inflatable 1 person tent!

https://vimeo.com/299344400

bloody brass

right, any marks left on it are "patina" and are meant to be there

Just had a thought, it's going to be fucking hilarious when Fox News finds out about the fediverse

"The website, frequented by far left antifa supersoldiers, invites users to send messages about "toots" and "slime", with some calling for grass to be flung into volcanoes with catapults"

667, the fax number of the beast

which bastard first thought "ooh, brass would be a good decorative thing in here"?

takes bloody ages to polish