Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose
and if you ever saw it
you could even say it glows
Olive, the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names

Olive's just a dickhead is what I'm saying

meery crimbus all!

the "Angel of the North" is a 20 metre high, 54 metre wide statue on the side of the A1

someone's just managed to put a santa hat on it

https://www.itv.com/news/2018-12-24/santa-hat-placed-on-angel-of-the-north-sculpture-ahead-of-christmas/

oh shit gargamon just mentioned one of my toots

*batons down the hatches of the octo-cave and peeks out worriedly*

have yourself a merry little gritmas
punch the fash good night
from now on
the workers will all unionise

the spirit of christmas this year is gin

Honestly this is one hell of an earworm, I woke up this morning with it going around my head which was lovely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO4BVMFt_K8

any time computerfairi.es gets a report it's like there's a race on to see which of us with mod powers can resolve it first

@maple korg don't even have to release a maple pedal like they did with hatsune miku (https://www.korg.com/us/products/effects/mikustomp/), just plug your gear into a maplebot!

1. Hatsune Miku is a robot who can sing good
2. @maple just released a track where she sings good ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO4BVMFt_K8 )

therefore maple is the next hatsune miku

while in office, Barack Obama was most often seen wearing a Jorg Gray 6500

this watch was bought for him as a gift from his security detail from the secret service gift shop

there are two things we learn from this: 1, Obama made a point of wearing a gift from his employees, which is nice

2, the united states secret service has a fucking gift shop

"while awaiting trial for trying to kill the president, come through the gift shop for a memento"

i made a thing

I have a new favourite conspiracy theory

http://pigeonsarentreal.co.uk/

Say what you like about Jim Mattis (and there's a fair bit to say) but his resignation letter is a fucking masterpiece

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/dec/21/jim-mattis-resigns-as-defense-secretary-letter-in-full

wired: breaching ram
furry: male sheep knocking down a door, which would also be a breaching ram

tired: lockpicks
wired: breaching ram

stealth is overrated

qwerky birb

huh, elon musk has apparently donated a load of laptops to the Flint, Michigan school system

Think the kids would have probably preferred potable water though...