Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

🐙 !!! BASELWORLD STARTS TOMORROW !!! 🐙

I'll be a very happy octopus seeing all the new watches that are coming out/being announced

usaians: oh, british accents are so suave and sophisticated!
west country: 'old me zider

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjTIFkWJctY

"Sinn Féin criticised for 'England get out of Ireland' banner"

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-47601796

I... what? Have people somehow not been aware that "England shouldn't have political power over Ireland (specifically northern Ireland in this case)" is Sinn Féin's whole thing?

Is computerfairi.es powered by renewable energy? We have no idea, it's in a cloud somewhere

What we do know is that @maple is powered by batteries

I love how all these manufacturers of tiny feature phones market them as "low radiation!" instead of "it's tiny and we couldn't figure out where to put a decently sized aerial"

clothing made out of nanometer scale magnetic core memory

"oh damn, I saved that file on my other jacket"

alternate universe where computer memory never progressed from magnetic cores but we got really good at making them tiny so we all walk around with sheets of lots and lots of tiny rings with tiny wires going through them

TIL that "methylated spirits" in USAian is "denatured alcohol"

kinda glad I didn't find that out by walking into a hardware store in the US and asking "where's your meths?"

Hawkeye didn't really intend to get a mohawk but his barber was mid-haircut when snapped and he had to improvise

Newt0n: I invented calculus!

[i]Leibniz is typing...[/i]

I want some of these keycaps

It'd be like high-fiving @maple with every keypress

Found a good deal for the SCP foundation

"should we get the 6 or 9 pack of nuggets?"
"DIVISIONNN! CLEAR THE LOBBIES!"

New favourite mental image:

John Bercow, Speaker of the House of Commons, retired from his position and working in a maccy d's drive through

"Hello, may I take your ORDERRRRRRRRRR?"

apparently Bristol is "the cocaine capital of europe"

YAY! WE WON SOMETHING!

I know "tradition" and all that but they could seriously speed this shit up by having little buttons to push or something

in a cabinet meeting, Theresa May raised concerns about the frequency and scale of leaks from Cabinet

The reason we know she raised these concerns already is that, you guessed it, someone in Cabinet leaked it

As a brit seeing all the talk of "pi day" I can only assume that in the US pi = 14.03