Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

footsyballsy (american handegg) is so incredibly money-gated as a sport it's surprising to me that it's such a big thing over there

for a footsyballsy game you need:
- hundreds of dollars of kit per person
- special balls
- big goal thingies built on each side of a field

for football you need:
- one mostly round thing

Last time Notre Dame needed repairs we got a Victor Hugo novel (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

This time around I'm expecting another crap Dan Brown book

Concerning news as France releases a photo of the first contractor hired for the restoration of Notre Dame

...what?

"‘Minecraft’ Movie is Coming in 2022"

https://variety.com/2019/gaming/news/minecraft-movie-2022-1203190742/

if designer fursuits are now a thing I hope the fashion world will take the term "catwalk" more literally

"hi"

wow, that is very on fire

In the humble book bundle there's a whole book entitled "The Ultimate Basic Training Guidebook"

That seems like an awful lot of words for "do whatever your CO tells you"

Columbus was an idiot

Calling where he landed in the americas the "west indies"

First, not India, so not indies

Second, even if he were right about it being India, it wouldn't be the "west" indies, it would be the "east" indies, as in the eastern part of the indies, the "west" indies would be the western part

Apparently Salisbury has been named "the best place to live in the UK" by the Sunday Times

Nice place by all accounts, lots of my friends have recommended going there to see the 123-metre tall spire which they tell me is famous throughout the world

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/apr/14/salisbury-named-best-place-to-live-in-uk-over-novichok-recovery

lil hedgie doing a clean!

pet peeve about the watch industry at the moment:

faux-patina/aged lume/"ecru" lume

IT'S FUCKING BEIGE

CALL IT WHAT IT IS DAMNIT

AND PLEASE STOP USING IT, IT LOOKS CRAP

reggie is long sleepy cat

Wait, the Ecuadorians weren't even charging Assange rent?!

Shit, I've gotta piss off the US government more, apartment in London zone 1 RENT FREE?! Sign me the fuck up

Comedy zombie movie called "The Dead Don't Die" with Adam Driver, Bill Murray, Tilda Swinton, Steve Buscemi, Tom Waits, Danny Glover, Iggy Pop, and the RZA

You bet your arse I'm watching that

Two of the hedgehogs had a bit of a set-to last night over who was going into the cafe first

Hedgehog fights are basically just low-speed dodgems on legs

They're both completely fine, no injuries sustained

Since Royal Assent was given to that bill that requires the PM to ask the EU for an extension to article 50 the brexiteers have started being angry at the Queen

Interesting that a bunch of people so obsessed with "sovereignty" have turned on a fucking dime against an actual literal sovereign

I can see why they've done that with them moving it to the Seiko 5 line but still, bit disappointing

It seems to use mostly the same external parts though, same midcase, bezel looks the same, so hopefully existing aftermarket parts will work with the new model and there's the possibility that aftermarket solid casebacks could bump the WR back up to 200m

(3/3)

It's got the same dimensions and overall shape but it's had a fair few changes, the movement is now a 4R36 which is a very nice improvement over the 7S26, it now comes with a display caseback, but the water resistance has now dropped to 100m and it's probably going to lose the ISO rating which utterly sucks

(I lied, 2/3)