Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

hedgie having a good scratch

also you wouldn't think it but hedgehogs can indeed move fast enough to cause motion blur

what if the hokey cokey really is what it's all about?

I'm so non-binary I only code on a Setun

Here's a watch brand that's often overlooked, Ochs und Junior

They're all designed by Ludwig Oechslin who is, with no exaggeration whatsoever, a fucking genius when it comes to watchmaking

Their flagship piece is their perpetual calendar, where other brands use a couple of hundred parts over the base movement to make that complication Oechslin found a way to do it in 9

They've also got a pretty neat take on a dual time zone watch and one that shows you length of day

https://www.ochsundjunior.swiss/

I really want to see Shapiro go up against Paxman, that'd be fucking hilarious

Now, I'm not exactly the biggest fan of Andrew Neil as a person (the Thatcherite bastard) but occasionally his interviews are quite fun

Here's Ben Shapiro losing it when being interviewed by him https://youtu.be/e82PJiY8RIY

Or, in terms he seems to prefer, Ben Shapiro gets DESTROYED by Andrew Neil

does your instance have an emojo of the admin eating a hamburger?

computerfairi.es does

rotatay potatay

our hedgehogs obviously have refined tastes

they always wolf down tesco's chicken pate cat food

we tried them on asda's last night and they didn't even touch the stuff

we must be treating them far too well

it's been many years since I last used a sewing machine but it seems I've remembered enough to make a rough but perfectly serviceable peg bag for the washing line

yay!

has anyone seen my sleep pattern? it's wandered off somewhere

mac and cheese: made with REAL apple macintoshes!

there was a programme on channel 5 all about hedgehogs and looking after them and I want to hug all the hedgehogs

the computer fairies disaster recovery plan is to load all the backups onto @maple and run things from there until we get a new server

it's hamlet

Hey @Gargron would you like to comment on the whole purism thing considering you're doing work for them?

If Purism actually believes they're morally right in publishing everything no moderation whatsoever would they get mad at me for broadcasting poorly written, exceedingly graphic erotica featuring all of their mothers?

I mean, I'd just be facilitating those frozen peaches, they couldn't possibly be mad at me spreading stories about Mrs. Weaver's escapades with a marrow plant and a 55 gallon drum of personal lubricant