Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

maybe some could sound like steam engines

"chuff chuff chuff chuff" all along the road

New EU regs on electric cars state that they now must make a noise when they're going below 20km/h because previously they were too quiet and people didn't notice them

I want them to go "VRUM! vroom vroom vroom"

Current hedgiecam archive size: 18GB

That's a lot of hedgies! 🦔

nurse yesterday: try not to get the stitches or bandages wet

.... I'M A FUKKEN OCTOPUS! HOW THE FUCK AM I MEANT TO DO THAT?!

hedgie says hello

well, that was an unwanted trip up the minor injury unit

managed to slip with a chisel and put a nasty cut in my finger

still, they were very nice to my clumsy-ass self and didn't take that long to get around to taping me back up again

computer fairies the game is just a very lightly modded animal crossing

Got Reggie with the ear drops again and he is currently very pointedly sitting outside cleaning himself and glaring in my general direction

I don't think Reggie is very happy with me at the moment

Poor sod has ear mites so we have to give him ear drops twice a day and he really does protest a lot

mmmm.... pickled onions

octopus clothes are a bitch to iron

8 sleeves on every shirt, takes bloody ages

I kinda want a milgauss or aqua terra >15,000 gauss or similarly ridiculously anti-magnetic watch

I have no use for a spec like that, it's not like I'm going to be wearing it inside an MRI machine or anything, but it would be kinda neat

Unfortunately my budget for "kinda neat" things is orders of magnitude less than either of those things cost

GERT BIG HEDGIE FRIEND!

For reference, the doors to the hedgehog cafe are about 10*10cm, this 'un must be at least 20cm long and 10cm wide

this is my mech, KNUK TATS

@maple does good arts

give maple money and it'll make good arts for you!

good arts like these:

The new Autodromo Group B Series 2 Automatic in Corsica Blue looks aesthetic as fuuuck

https://www.autodromo.com/watches/group-b-corsicablue/

looking around for how to make a decent beeswax polish and all these sites are popping up with "only use xyz because it's organic and natural and this other thing obviously can't be effective because it's not blessed by a magical tree fairy..."

I DON'T CARE IF IT'S ORGANIC, I JUST WANT SOME STUFF FOR POLISHING ME WOOD!

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STOP SNICKERING AT THE BACK!