Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
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roofs of the hog cafe were letting in a bit of water so I blagged some old roofing felt
cultists on a budget that can't quite spring for proper robes so they're all in dressing gowns
there's a joke in here somewhere, nazi mention
ravelry something something adolf knitler
if you don't pay your exorcist there's a danger that your home may become repossessed
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( originally from, uh,... partlysmith on tumblr? i think? but iunno how tumblr works well enough to find the original 😖 )
grumbly silly subtoot
oh, loads of bible verses as toots, clearly can't be much of a christian though since you're forcing me to work on the sabbath by needing to suspend your ass
grumbly grumble
Reason #2345 I'm not allowed in Amazon's datacentres: covering all the servers with cotton wool so they properly look like the cloud
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The great irony is that every noise she makes protesting being cute makes her cuter
British culture is seeing a road sign saying "Heavy Plant Crossing" and thinking "fuuuuck! triffids!"
bleep bloop
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GAB / develop-instance (block address)
Apparently Gab has a develop instance up under Gab.com.
You probably want to suspend that address.
Screenshot of dev's account
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paws are extremely good ???
tv show, violence, lots thereof
the spice girls bit in the trailer for "The Boys" has entirely sold me on watching it
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
