Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Feel free to contact us if you want shipping to other places, shipping to the ISS for example would be about a grand though so maybe wait until you get back

Y'know what would be a fun thing to do this weekend?

DMing @maple to buy a cool computer pin!

They're $8 each and it's $5 for shipping anywhere in the world!*

*(up to 10 pins)

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"Jimmy Carter rabbit incident" is one of my favourite wikipedia page titles

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Carter_rabbit_incident

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The UK is changing the colour of its passports from burgundy to blue in a show of "sovereignty from the EU" or some bullshit

Resulting in the loss of 170 jobs in the UK as the contract for making them went to a Franco-German firm making them in Poland rather than the usual UK supplier

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/passport-manufacturer-cut-170-jobs-16483109?

very glad the hedgehogs are helping with order fulfilment on the pins, the fields on the customs forms are small and awkward to write in for this octopus but perfect size for tiny hedgie paws!

jactical (jean tactical)

this is a real product https://www.helikon-tex.com/en_eur/kk-tmr-nl-training-mini-rig-tmr-nylon.html

drinking cider from a guinness glass because fuck the police

Jeremy Hunt (one of two people who may be next prime minister) has said that the next PM must be "trustworthy" in order to "avoid no brexit"

well, I'm kinda hoping he's right here, can't trust either of them so that'll be no brexit for me please

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

https://develop.gab.com/users/robcolbert/statuses/102330309540643120

roofs of the hog cafe were letting in a bit of water so I blagged some old roofing felt

reggie is a long cat

cultists on a budget that can't quite spring for proper robes so they're all in dressing gowns

ravelry something something adolf knitler

if you don't pay your exorcist there's a danger that your home may become repossessed