Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

hedgie friends have been relatively quiet recently, must be finding lots of food on their wanders and being too full to stop in the cafe for supper

still coming by for the occasional drink and munch though!

Oh yeah, is gab using any domains that we haven't all preemptively blocked?

happy "americans got pissy about having to pay tax" day

my dad, about a drill: it's safe, just the cable insulation is gone
me: so by safe you mean not safe
dad: it's only the outer insulation, it's fine
me: safe-adjacent is not safe!

a combination of two words coined by an award winning actress

it's a Natalie Portmanteau

remember when three quarters of the fediverse were using wasabi?

that was fun

from all the screaming and lamentations I'm hearing I'm guessing something internet-y what we don't use broke

"*golf clap, but grudgingly*" is my favourite ever response to a joke I made

The things up for sale in this year's Only Watch have been announced

It's a charity auction for research on Duchenne muscular dystrophy and a load of watch brands make one-off pieces for it

Personal favourites from the bunch are the H. Moser et Cie. Endeavour Perpetual Moon Concept that has a vantablack dial, a neat looking Voutilainen pocket watch, and whatever the fuck this thing is that MB&F came up with

http://www.onlywatch.com/

as a note, the ISS is not covered by $5 flat-rate shipping

still got my fingers crossed that we'll get a pin order from the ISS so I have an excuse to ring up the ESA

"hey, I need some stuff to rappel bears"

"do you mean repel bears?"

"nope, rappel, they want to get down a cliff"

🦔

out in daylight for an early breakfast

Pride month 2: WRATH

Any time there's an order for one of these wonderful pins I walk 300m to and from the nearest post box to send them off

DM @maple to order one today and make me get some of the exercise that I could really do with

@maple drew a me!

Very glad I'm not a secret service agent today

"aaaaand the president just walked into north korea. alone."

"...FUCK"