Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Came across one of these in a shop on clearance and had to pick it up

It is by far the worst watch in my collection

The backlight is somehow worse than on the F91-W, when it's on the entire display dims so you still can't see the time

The alarm doesn't work, and not only doesn't work when it's meant to go off, it crashes the watch completely and resets the current time to midnight

It's terrible. I love it

grr, I keep getting bit by bugs of some description and the only antihistamine we've got in the house is chlorphenamine maleate, which I can't take

all itchy and annoyed

The reason NASA keep all the moon rocks they took so secure is because they're incontrovertible evidence that the moon is in fact made of cheese

smol hedgie!

My favourite fact about Canada is that in the 70's a radio show had a competition for a national simile along the lines of "as american as apple pie" and the winning entry was "as canadian as possible under the circumstances"

This is praxis

(not my picture, found in bristol)

obviously change the big boomy thing for a big paintball thingy

why yes, I will help you paint your house

I want an FV721 Fox to drive around in

It's like a little tiny mini tank!

It's so cute!

Been seeing signs about calling for a stop to 5G due to "health reasons"

I really wonder what they think 5G is

welcome to mastodon; twitter's new service status page

THEY'RE GONNA BAKE COOKIES ON THE ISS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYA8aHY6yzk

The UK Woodland Trust are offering free trees for schools and community organisations

They're currently receiving applications for packs of trees to be delivered in November this year

To be eligible you need to be a non-profit group and the trees must be on land with public access

So if you're wanting to plant a bunch of trees somewhere it might be worth a look

https://www.woodlandtrust.org.uk/plant-trees/free-trees/?

rolling up and combining sheep like baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa katamari dasheepy

ba ba, ba ba, ba ba, ba ba, ba ba ba, ba ba, ba ba, ba ba, ba baaaaaa, BA!

with all this talk about defederating people, us here at computerfairi.es just recently got to 5 pages' worth of domain blocks!

yay! or boo! depending on your point of view about it being good that we've blocked all those dickheads or bad that we've had to!

Proposing HTTP status code 470 - "Unavailable for Horrible People" for use when denying access to clients indicating that they're horrible people (e.g. those with a gab user agent)