Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

smol hedgie compared with BIG HEDGIE

masto island or masto boat?

all of us either on an island or on a boat

boat would need more maintenance but would be easily moved for logistics and we could also be pirates

50 years ago Stanley Kubrick faked the moon landing

Being Kubrick he insisted on shooting it on location

50 years ago two people walked on the moon while wearing Omega Speedmasters

Omega have not stopped going on about it since

the best biscuits for dunking in tea are chocolate hobnobs

tired: boot loop
wired: boop loop

Of course this exists

https://throwflame.com/products/flamethrower-drone-kit/

A kit to add a flamethrower to your drone

I always love emails that say "admin has reported <xyz>"

means I don't have to do anything

ED! ED! ED!

ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR

thank you for coming to my ED talk

bring back hovercrafts as a standard form of transport

Things the fediverse will apparently boost the shit out of:

- trebuchet telecommunication networks
- bad jokes about the classics

Further experimentation is recommended

"Illium" was another name for the city of Troy

"-ad" is a suffix that can be used to mean "the story of"

Therefore "The Illiad" is properly translated as; drumroll please...

Troy Story

walking around a bodybuilding convention in a lab coat and big gloves with a confused look on your face like "I sink I have misunderstood zis"

if you've never tested a 9v battery by sticking it on your tongue I don't know what you're doing

hedgie had a good investigate of the camera

I may have been too quick to judge, a false caseback, some incredibly annoying spring bars, and a battery change later the alarm works properly and the backlight, while still awful, doesn't make the screen dim

I take it back, this is actually a functional watch