Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

caesar walks into a bar

"martinus, please"

"martini?"

"no, I only want one of them"

birbs

generating one time pads by giving @maple compliments

turns out the SimpliSafe alarms can be really easily bypassed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlNkQJzw4oA

brb gonna rob a bunch of youtubers

super close up hedgie!

cw: eye contact

a journey of a thousand miles begins with 500 miles and then you walk 500 more...

1. They make bulletproof vests for dogs (why the fuck they'd need to make bulletproof vests for dogs is a different topic but should probably also be addressed)

2. Hogs are, broadly speaking, a similar kind of shape to dogs

3. Who's starting the gofundme to get bulletproof vests for 30-50 hogs and give that wanker nightmares?

in terms of modability (which is totally a word) any dials and handsets you'd use on an SKX will still be compatible, remains to be seen if the crowns, bezels, and bezel inserts are

The rumours were true, Seiko are indeed bringing out new watches to replace the venerable SKX, now coming under the Seiko 5 sports lineup

27 new watches in fact

Upgrades are a bump to the 4R36 movement and a display caseback, downgrade is only 100m of water resistance

Expected price is around €280, so about where the SKX was

can always tell when it's been wet out the night before

open up the hedgie cafe and see what must be at least a couple hundred woodlice

still, they're lil crustacean friends so I give them time to run off before I do the cleaning out

airborne delivery service for vertical-rotisserie-cooked meat in a pita called auto gyros

autogyros are great

they're like "I want a helicopter but I don't have that much money" so you just slap some blades on the top of something and bolt an engine to the back and you've got a flying machine

someone should tell the 30-50 feral hogs guy how well trying to shoot large groups of wildlife went for the aussies

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rotato potato

I've just woken up

...feral hogs?

Just powerwashed the patio

entirely forgot it was that colour

I've been informed that a hedgehog house I made someone now has some inhabitants!

two adults and some baby hedgehogs!

Watching the news about the Derbyshire floods and all I can think is how much Chinooks look like shocked/concerned frogs from the back